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Buboes Pestis ([personal profile] apoxuponyou) wrote2020-01-28 03:31 pm
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You've reached Buboes Pestis. Please leave your name, number and predominant symptoms, and I'll get right back to you.

Hopefully you'll be dead by then.


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[identity profile] possessingbadge.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey bitch. Like giving people measles? Let's see what you got.
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[personal profile] apoxuponyou 2009-02-11 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, hello there. I imagine you're referring to that charming young man I met the other day.

He's strong - I'm sure he'll recover. Though, by all means, you may try your best. I have yet to offer the plague to anyone this century.

[identity profile] possessingbadge.livejournal.com 2009-02-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you "hello there" me? I know what you are and I know what you did. You aren't immortal bitch and you ever touch him again and they'll be looking for a new horseman.
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[personal profile] apoxuponyou 2009-02-12 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not immortal? You pathetic little darlings may think you've tamed the great diseases but you will never defeat them.

I will touch whom I wish - it wasn't as if he was beating me off. Happy men never wander, you know...

[identity profile] possessingbadge.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My man is plenty happy lady. He's just too nice to knock your ass to the floor like he should have. Make no mistake, I'm not that nice. I'll call in favors, shoot you, or break out the Lysol. I'll do whatever it takes to take your ass down if you so much as look at Andy funny. Are we clear?
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